The Macalope Weekly: Stupidium is an infinite resource:

Please, if you come in contact with someone who’s been infected by stupidium, do not go near them. Contact professionals in the health services field so that those exposed can be isolated for the well-being of the community. Thank you.

Das ist der beste Macalope-Artikel, den ich bisher gelesen habe. Dringende Leseempfehlung.